I’ve dated alot of great guys over the past few years, and alot of duds.  I’ve compiled the following list after sitting down to try and make sense of the primary reasons certain men just plain old turned me off:

-he salivated so much when we kissed that it felt like I was swallowing a 1/4 cup of liquid.

-he made figure eight’s with his pelvis when we had sex.

-he shaved his chest hair and it pricked my skin.

-he stared blankly at a wall for an hour and a half.  I didn’t sit there and watch, but I periodically came back in the room to time it.

-he treated me like his property.

-he refused to go down on me.

-he wanted me to have a threesome…his actual words were “you, me and an Asian chick”

-I got so drunk on the date I was embarrassed to call.

-he squeaked when he orgasmed.

-he said I scared him.

-I found out he had a wife.

-He spanked me repeatedly during sex and never asked if I liked it.

-He proclaimed he wanted to get married on the first date.

-I was going to call him back, but in the time it took me, he called and left me 11 voicemails and 32 texts asking where I was and what I was doing.

-he told me he hadn’t slept in 36 hours because he couldn’t stop thinking about me.

-he told me he thought all women were bitches.

-he used the expression “Sunday Funday” referring to staying in bed all day on Sunday.

-he asked me to do housework on our first date.

-he was emotionally abusive.

-he lived in the Czech Republic.

-his entire wardrobe came from Aeropostale, every shirt he owned said that word across his chest.

-he was incredibly negative.

-he was antisocial.

-he acted like an alchoholic.

-he was mean to me.

-he couldn’t get it up and went into hours of explanations about his psycho ex girlfriend.

-he lied about his appearance.

-he could only get off if I stomped on his face.

-I thought I could date someone I wasn’t attracted to, but I was wrong.

-he was too naive.

-he was a really bad kisser.

-he was socially awkward.

-he talked about his kidney stones all night.

-he acted incredibly feminine.

-he was trying too hard.

-he told me on our first date I was his soulmate.